Guys im sorry but that wasn’t an earthquake, it was just me in the bathroom sorry^^
Earthquake how about that awesome episode of Phineas and Ferb?
clearly, LOTR is so epic, an earth quake is unnoticeable by comparison
I wake up, go on Facebook and apparently i missed an earthquake, damn you nyquil
A bunch of people in the East Coast just lost their Earthquake virginity.
funny how i took a number two right before the quake happened. i thought i flushed down a bomb or something lmfao
Earthquake in Jersey= one step closer to the end of the world
WHAT?! I wanted to feel an earthquake!
Everyone in california is making fun of us right now because we don’t know what to do
The first thing you did after realizing you were in an earthquake was tweet/facebook/social media the news
Well, its confirmed, i actually can sleep through an earthquake.
my house didn’t get robbed..it was a stupid earthquake why must nature scare me so
you know you’ve gained weight when everybody post about an earthquake when you’re doing jumping jacks
totally though there was an animal underneath my couch a few minutes ago
i enjoyed this mini earthquake. does this make me weird?